First of all, this is all a joke, so Border Agency guys please be advised.
My friends surprised me tonight. I thought everyone had gotten a visa and flown into the UK. Little did I know.
Majed came all the way by a trans-sahara train. Khaled swam through the Indian Ocean, then the South Atlantic, then the North Atlantic- in one go. Samuel took several gulps of red bull and off into the sky he went. He flew at Mach 2. In a few hours he landed right in the Saltire centre, GCU. My friends are superheroes.