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One on one with Devuli Sayterni.

10 Mar

Imagine having lunch all by yourself one sunny afternoon at home. You just got back from work and you’re so tired. You’re the only one at home. You’re halfway through your meal when you sense evil. Reflexly you drop your fork and sit up. The air becomes more and more saturated with the very essence of darkness.. You’re wondering what’s going on and the adrenaline begins to flow. Heart rate: 100. Your curtains begin to sway. The room is well lit, yet there’s some mysterious darkness at the same time. Next, in all his prideness, he makes a grand entry.. You look around. All doors are locked, Lucifer’s here. He just faded in through thin air.. You ain’t dreaming. He’s here and it’s fo real and It’s just you and him.. There’s this evil aura – fresh from the flames of hell. With innate satanic swagger he saunters around the room, arms akimbo. By now, your heart rate’s 150. He stops at the big family photo on the wall and takes a really loooooong look. He hasn’t even laughed yet (you know that evil HIOWHIOWHIOWHIOW laugh). Right now, you’re either one of two things – MAD (terribly angry) or SCARED (and shitting in your pants). Kk.. Back to story. He then looks at you in the eye, arms folded. Next, he begins walking towards you laughing loudly. In your mind, you’re screaming noooooooooo, no no no… This can’t be happening. But your senses remind you you ain’t watching a horror movie. It’s actually happening. Mr Devuli Sayterni’s now in front of you. He draws a chair and takes a seat. He grabs your fork.. blah blah..
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Two days ago I did a survey on BBM. The question was “Are you scared of the devil (aka Satan, Lucifer, etc)? The responses I got are written below.

Niyi: For what now, if he reminds me of my past, I’ll remind him of his future: bottomless pit. Cest fin.

Molly: Nope cos he can’t do me any strong thing. I got backup.

Lenin: No I’m not. God is my strength and shield.

Ikeric: No. Greater is He that is in me than he that is in the world.

Sebol: Not when you have Christ and know what to do.

Kenny Da Rosh: Rarao, Oluwa wa funmi fa.

Enoch Oluwaseun: For wia, me and him dey tweet now, na small boy.

Ivyah: Hell no!

Cutest Ronkizzle: hell no. Why should I be?

Femme Fatale: Nope Y.

Tolulope Israel: Abi mo ti scared ni? U know what? I even wish to see him 1 on 1 1day sef.

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3 Comments

Posted by on March 10, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

3 responses to “One on one with Devuli Sayterni.

  1. Grace House

    March 10, 2012 at 8:56 am

    Great Post Ay. Need ur contribution o.

     
  2. Oyinloye Kennie O'Tomisin O'Nifemi

    November 25, 2012 at 3:51 am

    wowww lovely piece papi AY..just seeing your great work on my system for the first time..doing a great work..your effort brings miraculous rewards IJN..Tumbu loke

     
    • Eit Neves

      November 25, 2012 at 4:34 pm

      Thanks Papi. That’s great encouragement and I appreciate it. 🙂

       

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